Not sure which door?
Ask the kettle.
How long have you got? Rancho, who lives in one of these books and has opinions about all of them, will pick for you.
Rancho is waiting. He has already sniffed every book on the shelf, which he says counts as reading.
The shelf
Six drafts. One odd universe.
Each book opens right here on your phone. Pick whichever one looks back at you.
The counter
The Wonest Review Station
Two minutes, no essay required. Honest beats nice, though nice is still allowed in the building.